man, i went to the doctor the other day, all this guy did was suck blood out of my neck. never go to see Dr. Acula

so have you ever met someonoe and instantly you have known them forever? yeah, me neither. well today i met someone like that. crazy funny girl came into work today. when i got home i told rie that we just made new friends (she has a fiance, thus the plural) i would tell you more about this girl but she signed a HIPAA form and thus i cannot divulge anymore information about person X without her written permission.

so anyway, the snow is flying and with it will come all of the excuses of bad driving. people that have lived with snow every winter for all of their lives will temporarily become morons and forget that you need to slow down on snowy roads BEFORE getting to the stop sign/intersection/traffic light. OR there are always the people that think that snow in the air means that you are legally only allowed to drive 10-15 mph. which is where the irony comes in. these people drive really slow in order to be really safe, but what happens is that they anger everyone behind them. then they get tailgated and passed and cut off and cause even more danger!

but i love winter all the same and that is why my christmas lights have been up for two days now, and guess what folks, i'm not the first one to do so!!!! here are some of my neighbors, just to give you proof :










and now for the mitch hedberg joke of the day (i've been slipping on this lately):
"an escalator can never break. it can only become stairs. you would never see an escalator 'temporarily out of order' sign, just, 'escalator temporarily stairs.....sorry for the convenience....we apologize for the fact that you can still get up there'
and here is a bonus one:
"acid was my favorite drug. acid expanded my mind. becasue of acid, i now know that butter is waaaaaaay better than margarine. i saw through the B.S.